It’s a known fact that cat puns are a sign of intelligence. Okay maybe not but, funny cat puns have been getting shared around the office for years.
In this article, I’ll share with you the best cat puns that will leave you, your pet and Santa laughing. Enough kitten around, let’s get to it then.
What do cats like to eat on a hot day? A mice-cream cone!
Why do cats always get their way? They are very purr-suasive!
How do two cats end a fight? They hiss and make up!
What should you use to comb a cat? A catacomb!
How do you know a cat is agitated? He’s having a hissy fit!
What’s a cat’s favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping!
Why did the cat wear a fancy dress? She was feline fine!
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple!
Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of its bark!
What did the cat say when it was confused? “I’m purr-plexed!”
What’s a cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse!
Where does a cat go when it loses its tail? The re-tail store!
What do you call a cat who lives in an igloo? An eskimew!
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How do cats stop crimes? They call claw enforcement!
Why was the cat so agitated? Because he was in a bad mewd!
What do you call a cat who loves to bowl? An alley cats!
What do cats love to do in the morning? Read the mewspaper!
How is cat food sold? Usually, purr the can!
What do baby cats always wear? Diapurrs!
Why can’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
Why are cats great singers? Because they’re very mewsical!
What’s another name for a cat’s house? A scratch pad!
What should you say to your cat when you leave the house? “Have a mice day!”
What do cats use to make coffee? A purr-colator!
How does a cat decide what it wants from the store? It flips through the cat-alog!
In what kind of weather is a vet the busiest? When it’s raining cats and dogs!
What do you call a cat wearing shoes? A puss in boots!
What type of cat works for the Red Cross? A first aid cat!
Why do cats always win video games? Because they have nine lives!
What state has a lot of cats and dogs? Petsylvania!
What’s a cat’s favorite game to play with a mouse? Catch!
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain!
What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies!
Where do cats always fly out of when they travel? Kitty Hawk!
How does a cat sing scales? Do-re-mew!
Why did the cat eat the lemons? He was a sour-puss!
What’s a cat’s favorite subject in school? Hisss-tory!
What types of cats purr the best? Purrr-sians!
What sports do cats play? Hairball!
Wanna hear a bad cat joke? Just kitten!
Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn? She gave birth to an entire litter of mittens.
What’s it called when a cat paints itself? A self paw-trait.
What’s a cat’s most important trait? It’s purr-sonality.
How do you make a fashionable cat happy? Give her a new purr coat and she’ll be feline good.
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
How does Cat-anova woo girls? He just whiskers away.
What do you call a cat that likes to read? Litter-ate.
What’s the well-read cat’s favorite book? The Great Catsby or Of Mice And Men.
What kind of sports car does a cat drive? A Fur-rari.
What do you call a cat that’s a beauty influencer? Glamourpuss.
What do you call a cat that gets anything it wants? Purrr-suasive AF.
What do you call a cat that can’t stop licking itself? Purrr-verted.
What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas? Santa Claws!
What do you call a cat that gets caught by law enforcement? The purrpatrator.
What’s every cat’s favorite color? Purrrrrrple!
What does the narcissistic cat say as she looks in the mirror? I am paw-sitively sexy.
What did the cat say when he went bankrupt? I feel so paw!
Why don’t cats like shopping online? They prefer a cat-alogues.
Why was the cat sitting on the computer? He was keeping an eye on the mouse!
What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar? A sourpuss!
What do you call a cat lover? A Ailurophile or Aelurophile, a lover of cats. They’re also called felinophile orphilofelist.
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim? An octo-puss.
Why did the cat join the Red Cross? She wanted to be a first-aid kit!
There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left? None, because they were all a bunch of copycats.
How would you describe most puns? Claw-ful
What word do millennial cats overuse? Litter-ally
What was the cat’s favorite class in college? Mew-sic
What do you call a cat that gets caught by the police? Purrpatrator!
Why was the cat nervous to debate? He had a fur-midable opponent
How are you today? I’m feline fine the cat responded.
What do you call a cat that gets everything it wants? Purr-suasive
What did the cat say to the man on the street? You look paw-fully familiar
What do you call it when a cat wins first place at a dog show? A cat-has-trophy
What is a cats favorite vegetable? As-purr-agus.
What did the cat say before he went skydiving? It’s meow or never
What do you call a cat and dog who love each other? Best Fur-ends
What do cats wear to sleep? Paw-jamas
What’s a humans most important trait? Their Purr-sonality
What was that cat’s favorite book? The Great Catsby
What’s a cat’s favorite thing to draw? A self paw-trait!
Who delivers presents to cats? Santa-Claws
What do you call a cat that bowls? An alley cat!
How do you make a cat happy? Send it to the Canary Islands!
What’s a cat’s favorite game? Mouse Trap.
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purrr-ple!
What do you call a dishonest African cat? A “lyin’ cub.”
Why was the cat so small? It drank only condensed milk!
What does Christmas have to do with a cat lost in the desert? They both have sandy claws.
Where do cats write down their notes? On scratch paper!
What does a mouse weigh on a cat’s scale? About three pounces!
What did the cat say when the mouse got away? “You’ve got to be kitten me!”
What’s smarter than a talking cat? A spelling bee.
Why did the spotted cat get disqualified from the race? It was a cheetah.
What do you call a swimming feline? A “catfish.”
Why can’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
How does a cat decide what it wants from the shop? It flips through the cat-alog!
What do you call a cat wearing shoes? Puss in boots!
Billy Bobtail Thornton (Billy Bob Thornton)
Abraham Lynxing (Abraham Lincoln)
Colin Fur-real (Colin Farrell)
David Spayed (David Spade)
Jean-Clawed Van Damme (Jean-Claude Van Damme)
Jude Paw (Jude Law)
Will Feral (Will Ferrell)
William Scratchner (William Shatner)
Paw McCartney (Paul McCartney)
Meowley Cyrus (Miley Cyrus)
Anakin Skywhisker (Anakin Skywalker)
William Shakespurr (William Shakespeare)
Cat-titude = Attitude
Mewment = Moment
Claw-some = Awesome
Pro-cat-stination = Procrastination
Paw-sitive = Positive
Cathletic = Athletic
Caturday = Saturday
Feline = Feeling – “I’m feline fine!”
Meow = Now – “Feed me right meow.”
Paws = Pause – “Sometimes you just have to take paws and enjoy the puns.”
Paw-lease = Please “Paw-lease refil the cat food bowl”
Cat-astrophe = Catastrophe “It was a cat-astrophe when all of the treats were finished”
Hiss-terical = Hysterical “The child was hiss-terical when the cats licked his face”
Whispurr = Whisper “Whis-purr to kitty”
Purr-haps = Perhaps “Can I purr-haps snuggle your cat?”
Purr-ty = Pretty “Look at these purr-ty cats”